As Ed spoke about in his Eagles postgame article after the Philly Front Office trip to Lambeau, we are coming off an all-time weekend. Not only did we go 6-3 in our picks, but we experienced a Green Bay football week and came out of it with an Eagles win. We couldn’t have asked for more out of this trip. As I stated1 to basically everyone that would listen to me this past weekend, “I’m just here to make friends and memories”. And boy, did we ever.
I am behind on life right now, so I need to just get straight into the picks. Let’s keep this baby rolling!
Notre Dame at Pitt (+12.5, O/U 53.5), Saturday, November 15th, 12:00 pm EST
I am going to continue to ride the Irish for all the reasons I have laid out the last couple of weeks. They need style points here and need to win convincingly. Take the Irish -12.5 and look to buy it down.
Michigan at Northwestern (+10.5, O/U 41.5), Saturday, November 15th, 12:00 pm EST
Big home dog with an over/under line that low? Yes, please. Give me Northwestern at +10.5.
UCF at Texas Tech (-23.5, O/U 47.5), Saturday, November 15th, 3:30 pm EST
Is this the top of the market on Texas Tech? This is a big number and you know what, I don’t care! Let’s ride with our boys from Lubbock and pound Tech at -23.5. Buy it down to -23.
Penn State at Michigan State (+6.5, O/U 49.5), Saturday, November 8th, 3:30 pm EST
Michigan State’s program is in shambles. Take the Nittany Lions to win comfortably here.
TCU at BYU (-3.5, O/U 50.5), Saturday, November 15th, 10:15 pm EST
BYU was completely exposed by a dominant Texas Tech team last week. That combined with the fact that TCU plays everyone tough leads me to believe this one stays close. I love getting the hook here. Pound the Frogs +3.5.
Boise State at San Diego State (-1.5, O/U 41.5), Saturday, November 15th, 10:30 pm EST
Just when you thought you knew me, I come in hot with this absolute sicko bet. I am taking the UNDER in this one. Look to buy it up to 42.
See you all next week when I’ll be back with a normal article talking nonsense about something.
Last Week: 6-3
2025 Season: 47-44-1
- Editor’s Note: More of a screaming declaration ↩︎
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